If anyone was worried for some reason about why I haven’t been getting online, thank you, I am fine, my internet is not, it is very screwed up, erratic...... and DA doesn’t much care for my computer anyway normally, with internet problems also, getting on is like trying to puch through a black hole. This is the first time I have managed to get in since the last time I was on. It seems to be working better now, but it might quit again, so if you have anything to tell me, send a note, and if that doesn’t work and it is important, try calling me, but be waned, the phones are having some problems also.


P.s. if you weren’t worried, don’t tell me, it might bruise my ego, and then it wouldn't taste as good.












1) How old do you wish you were?
I like my age.

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
At home.

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
that doesn’t happen, machines fear me as their master and obey my every command.

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
when I am, but than again I can be rather nihilistic at times also.

5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
definitely on my tonsils

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Japanese.

7) Do you know your neighbors?
well enough to know them and be on first name basis easily.

8) What do you consider a holiday?
consult the lyrics from the one piece vocal albums known as Holy Holiday, maybe that is an answer, or maybe not. in any case they can be found here, [link]

9) Do you follow your horoscope? Like I would trust weird al for such predictions.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
am I in their way?

11) Are you touchy feely?
more like a Vulcan, physical contact is rather stressful. unless it is for competition, or to help someone, or...., but still not touchy feely.

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
yes, but don’t let them touch, matter and antimatter can be very dangerous when mixed, for proper safety be sure to use only the highest quality Dilithium crystals, and remember, the only true matter antimatter ratio is one to one.

13) Dream job?
programming video games obviously.

14) Favorite channel(S)?
the English Channel is supposed to be rather nice. (water, not TV)

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Long sword practice, or a friends house, or just anywhere to hang out with friends in general.

16) Showers or Baths?
Either or, though usually showers..

17) Do you paint your nails?
?, I think not, ore wa okama janai

18) Do you trust people easily?
In some cases yes, often, I am occasionally told that I am far to naive, mah ii janai ka?

19) What are your phobias?
um, Vulcan like lack, perhaps, ......?

20) Do you want kids?
aren’t they a tax write off or something?
damare usosku janai.
nanyatto?
fusaken na! *bokan, dosa)
itai,..............Gomen nasai.
(this exchange may be explained in a comment,...if requested.

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
not unless I am required for some reason, such as school.

22) Where would you rather be right now?
(hopelessly unrealistic) in some privately rented movie theater with all my anime enjoying friends and watching every episode of one piece, all the movies, and all the animated special features (reasons that this is unrealistic; not all of my anime enjoying friends would like one piece, and most of them probably could not stay up for a straight 127 hours plus any intermissions., and it would cost a lot, and if you added in the sleep time that would be necessary afterwards, it would take a rather ridicules amount of time, something like ten days.

23) Heavy or light sleeper?
heavy, I can be shaken, hit, yelled at.....and I still wont wake up if I go to a deep sleep, though most of the time I don’t seem to go to sleep quite that deeply, and can wake up to what ever amount of stimulus I decide to when I go to sleep, sometimes it even works.

24) Are you paranoid?
At times

25) Are you impatient?
sometimes.

26) Who can you relate to?
Nargal’s, and the wendersnaven’s

27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
according to science and religion we all originated from the same place, so what is the big deal?

28) Have you been burned by love?
I have never been (small stream)ed.... by anything really.

29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
don’t have one.

30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
eating, watching relativly early episodes of one piece again, eventually sleeping, or was I.

31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
Why do you have my phone you ******* just kidding, again I don’t have a cell phone.

32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
I would say my own, my cat however, might disagree.

33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Black

34) Why is there no question here?
because there is no answer.

35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
ken ki, 36 earthly desires, oh shoot, does that last one count for 1 or 36?

36) What color are your bed sheets?
Mismatched, the under sheet is red, everything else is green.

37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
Two dollars, but they keep falling off.

38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The egg, either eat it, or hatch it for more chickens.

39) What's your favorite town/city?
Water 7

40) I can't wait till?
next week, and the next episode and chapter of one piece.

41) Who got you to join myspace?
blame Canada, no wait, I didn’t join myspace, never mind, blame the authors of south park.
42) What did you have for dinner last night?
which one?

43) How tall are you barefoot?
5’ 9 3/5”, but to the best of my knowledge I have never been measured with my back strait like a normal humans posture is supposed to be..

44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
NO, or anything else,

though I have helped smoke salmon

45) Do you own a gun?
Anything you can do with one, with some preparation I can probably do without one, or at least without one that wasn’t home made.

46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Vanilla milkshakes, but only at restaurants.

47) What is your favorite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Propane derivatives
for understanding request information on mosquitoes in relation to science forum and spankers might be able to correlate for you.


48) Do you have A.D.D.?
who’s talking?

49) What time did you wake up today?
morning. after all, morning is defined as when you get up, though if it takes much longer to finish this quiz the answer would be yesterday.

50) Current worry?
evil internet dysfunctionality.

51) Current hate?
making up one of the words used to answer the previous question.


52) Favorite place to be?
anywhere with my friends, well most anywhere, there are some places that would be rather uncouth to be with them.

53) Where would you like to travel?
Japan, but not until I know more of the language.

54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
2017 AD

55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
one of quiet yet persistent doom on most anyone who claims otherwise.

56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?.
my answer to this question. or the golfers taste like sandwich video, though that was actually quite a number of laughs ago.

57) Worst injury you've ever had?
I scrapped my knee in kindergarten.

58) Does someone have a crush on you?
Shiranai
yes, three people, a comment on youtube said so.
(it’s a good thing everything you read is true, I read it somewhere.)
(and it’s a better thing that I don’t believe everything that I read.)

59) What's your favorite candy?
I actually of prefer red meat, of almost any variety to most candies, but sometimes it’s just so hard to find good, cheap red meat.

60) What song is stuck in your head?
even if you ask me that...I don’t think there is one, my head (or at least the usable part) is too small for most songs to get inside, though if they did, I suppose it would be rather easy to get stuck.